This is a book for anyone who is irritated by the disconnect between the perky promises and the mindlessly cheerful affirmations that apply to a specific sun sign and the crappy week that ensues. It is the ultimate corrective to the plethora of happy sappy horoscope books and inane astrology columns that appear in magazines and daily newspapers around the world. Revealing the truth (whether you like it or not) about your crappy sun sign, Bad Birthdays uncovers the true quirks, oddities, and unpleasantries that characterize your unlucky sign of the zodiac and rule your destiny. When it comes to love, do you think that watery Pisces are naturally romantic lovers? Think again - if you're unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a Plagued Pisces or a Contemptible Cancer, you're in trouble. Reference the relationships sections to rate your compatibility with other star signs, or at least highlight where the cracks are going to show.