Stranded aliens seek out Earth’s most intelligent species. (Hint: It’s not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of "spatial displacement." Two girls find out why you shouldn't annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back. Acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Don’t be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!