"Clerks" - If you're in the market for wildly funny entertainment, "Clerks" delivers with wholesale hilarity! It's one wacky day in the life of a pair of overworked counter jockeys whose razor-sharp wit and on-the-job antics give a whole new meaning to customer service! Even while bracing a nonstop parade of unpredictable shoppers, the clerks manage to play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home, and straighten out their offbeat love lives! The boss is nowhere in sight, so you can bet anything can -- and will -- happen when these guys are left to run the store. "clerks II" - Writer-director Kevin Smith returns to the scene of his cult comedy classic "Clerks" to pick up his nothing-is-sacred style of humor... and push it right over the edge! Ten years after the original, slacker heroes Dante (Brian O'Holloran) and Randal (Jeff Anderson) have become "funployees" at Moby's fast food. In addition to offending customers and debating anything and everything, their responsibilities now include ragging on their uber-nerd co-worker (Trevor Fehrman) and teasing their sexy manager (Rosario Dawson). But when Dante announces his plan to leave New Jersey, Randal plots a shocking and hysterical going-away party that will alter their lives forever. Featuring cameos by Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Wanda Sykes, and the triumphant return of Jay and Silent Bob, "Clerks II" is "hilarious and outrageous...the laughs are non-stop!" (Bill Zwecker, Chicago-Sun Times).