For 25 years, there's always been a home in 'Uncle John's Bathroom Reader' for those times in life you wish you could take back - "oops" moments, embarrassing accidents, spectacular failures. Because we never get tired of reading about unfortunate accidents (as long as they're happening to someone else), here is a whole book of "the best of the worst," the troubling and funny stories of things got terribly awry. Read all about* The father who insisted on carving the Thanksgiving turkey with a buzz-saw* The man who tried to rid his house of bees . . . with fire* The surgeon who performed the wrong surgery on a patient . . . twice* And embarrassing tales of the emergency room, such as the man who used a table saw in the nude, accidentally nicked his private parts, and tried to staple gun everything back together.