Who really "nose' what kids want to read? Uncle John!It's wacky and fun! It's easy to read! It's a whole new twist on learning! And it's FOR KIDS ONLY - boys, girls, kids who like to read, kids who don't, kids with noses, nosey kids, kids who pick their noses? even grown up kids. Anyone who opens 'Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader' will find page after page of fascinating facts and tantalizing true stories about science, history, pop culture, sports, amazing kids, goofy grownups, and (hold your noses? ) disgustingly smelly things!Part of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader FOR KIDS ONLY series, this illustrated edition features such topics as? * The World's Smelliest Ghosts* The Founding Father who Farted Proudly* A Mama Mutt that Adopted a Human Baby* South Africa's Snake Girl* The Abominable Crustacean* Cleopatra's Beauty Tips* An Artist Who Sculpts with Toenail Clippings,Plus? riddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, brainteasers, word-origins, and much, much more! 'Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader' includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time) - "short" (one page), "medium" (two pages), and "long" (three to five pages) - and they're all fun, informative, and educational. Warning: 'If you drink milk while reading this book, it may come out of your nose.