Only Dead on the Inside, James Breakwell Paperback

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Only Dead on the Inside, James Breakwell Paperback.
It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Children to feed. Hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.

There are countless guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse, but all of them assume the reader is young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be millennials. That?s hell on earth, even without the zombies.

Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.

Written by four-time parent and comedy writer James Breakwell (@Xplodingunicorn), Only Dead on the Inside?s mash-up of traditional parenting advice with with zombie survival tips brings together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.

This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. To keep things simple for moms and dads on the go, Breakwell?s life?and child-saving advice?is enhanced with easy-to-understand graphs, tables, flowcharts, and comics that look like they were drawn by a toddler . . . but were actually created by an adult man.

If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your single best chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don?t read this book, your children will die.


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